Zwinkyness

Zwinkyness is the result of a couple of sleepless nights and tons of coke. It is made with as solemnly purpose to entertain me during the countless hours I spend browsing the world wide web and of course, to house as an online journal where I can write and express my feelings, thoughts and emotions. In addition to that, I am not responsible for any of the extremely weird things you might find on this website, including words such as Zwinky, Zwinkylicious and Zwinkytastic. If you feel slightly annoyed, depressed or even afraid when hearing those words, I suggest you leave since this page is actually stiffed with them. To end this probably drop-dead boring parade of worthless rambling, I welcome you to the home of sillyness, the paradise of fools and the eight circle of Hell: Zwinkyness.

The Design

Created to fit within the Web 2.0 Guidelines, this design (hopefully) features valid XHTML 1.1 and valid CSS 2.0 . It was tested and works properly in the most recent versions of Mozilla, Mozilla Firefox, Netscape and Internet Explorer. Resolutions 800×600 and up.

The name of this Theme is Glossyblue and it was designed by Ndesign-studio. I would recommend their designs to anyone: valid, clean, easy to install, etc.

The Zwinky Dictionary

Zwinkyness is a non-existing word that is the collection of the word Zwinky. The meaning of Zwinky can be anything and the use of it ranges from “Be my Zwinky” to “Lets pull a Zwinky” and “What would Zwinky do?”. On this page you will find everything you ever wanted to know about Zwinkyness - and a lot more.

“Zwinky is driving again.”
Whoever is behind the wheel of that car, surely has been drinking five bottles of Scotch again.

“Let’s pull a Zwinky.”
Lets pull a prank/joke or do something totally unexpected.

“Be my Zwinky?”
Be my friends/lover.

“I will be your Zwinky tonight.”
Tonight, I will be your teddybear/sex buddy or I will pay for your drinks tonight.

“Talk to the Zwinky.”
Go talk to someone who cares.

“You don’t know a Zwinky about it.”
You do not know anything about it.

“Don’t be that Unzwinky.
Don’t be that moody/cranky/upset/annoyed/sad.

“I’m going to Zwinky all night long.
This means any of the following: I’m going to have sex all night, I’m going to drink (alcohol) all night long or I’m going to dance all night long.

“It’s just one Zwinky away.”
It’s just one bottle of beer away; have another drink.

“It smells Zwinky here.”
It smells funny, weird here.

“I need to go to the Zwinky.”
I need to go to the bathroom.

“You are my number one Zwinky.”
You are my number one friend.

“I want a Zwinky.”
I want a banana/a lollipop.

“Zwinky up.”
Shut up./Get lost.

“You are not getting any Zwinky tonight.”
You are not getting any sex/drinks tonight.

“He was the Zwinky again.”
He had to pay for the drinks again or he had to drive again.

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